St. Louis Pirate Fest

It's The Golden Age Of Piracy, And In The Village Of Fort Royal On The Island Of Martinique, Pirates Have Gathered To Choose A Pirate King. Of Course, This Is News To The Governor, Who Is Courting The Favors Of The French King, Louis, In Hopes Of Receiving A Title And Royal Appointment. The Three Lead Contenders For The Title Of Pirate King Have Decided That The Decision Should Be Based On "friendly" Competition. Suddenly Everyone Is Caught Up In The Contests -- Even The Ladies Of The St. Clair Gentlemen's Club And The Local Religious Order! Pirates Are Pirates, And Rules -- Well, Guidelines, Really -- Are Broken As The Day's Competition Comes To A Head. And How Will The Governor React When He Finds Out That Pirates Are Trying To Elect One Of Their Own To Leadership, Right Under His Nose? Come Out And Join The Fun! And Every Hour, On The Hour, Raise Your Mug Of Grog To The Health Of The King. Which King? Who Cares? It's A Festival!